reasons #2, #3, #4

2.

A gentleman needs help buttoning the second-to-top bottom on his button-up shirt. I lean in to help him and he says "Ooh, you're almost kissable!"

3.

A lady wants me to give her two candies even though she didn't win the round of BINGO.

Me: "I can't! You didn't win BINGO. Let's keep playing!"

Her: "Poop-head."

4.

I come home and talk to Ben in a really loud voice.

Even though I'm an "activities person," I'm being trained for 3 different jobs/responsibilities in my Company. Today was my first day doing Activities and it was just so great! I love what I do! Hallelujah!